Psychotic Parrot

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  An atheist and a creationist are walking along a riverbank . . . .

  by nicolaou in

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  the course of this river has obviously been designed, it's avoiding every single tree on the riverbank!.

  creationist: are you trying to tell me that all those plants know where the riverbank is?.

  atheist: no one designed the river!

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  Why do natural processes need designing?
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  An atheist and a creationist are walking along a riverbank . . . .

  by nicolaou in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the course of this river has obviously been designed, it's avoiding every single tree on the riverbank!.

  creationist: are you trying to tell me that all those plants know where the riverbank is?.

  atheist: no one designed the river!

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  Everytime i fill a cup with water, & i see that the water fits the cup perfectly, i thank the creator for designing the water so that it would fit that particular cup.
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  Are there ANY Bible prophecies that indisputably came true?

  by nicolaou in

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  i mean a prophecy made before the event, with specific detail that can be verified in history books.

  nothing vague like 'reports of wars'.. .

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  We don't need evidence that they were fake. YOU need evidence that they were authentic. You have none. Unlucky.

  You have chosen to believe in the Lord, so you will therefore accept anything that makes him more believable = confirmation bias.
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  The Ark and shells/creatures

  by wantstoleave in

  1. watchtower
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  sorry if it's been covered before..... i'm struggling with the flood.

  media has reported over the years finding bits of this and that (the ark) on top of a mountain.

  seashells are often found high on hills or mountains.

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  The genetic bottlenecking that would have occurred as a result of taking animals in 2 by 2 (or even 7 by 7) would have caused most of the animals to have died out from genetic diseases by now, including the humans, of whom there were only 8!
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  Question About Tithing

  by Confuzzled in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  some of you may have read my post about my lasped jw boyfriend, and his pressure on me to consider to convert eventually (i'm not going too!

  ) but i still would like to better understand the church and watch tower society better so i can understand this mindset he has.

  he makes much to do about the lack of an offering plate, and "the 2 boxes, one for the church, the other for the needy, nobody is put on the spot to donate".

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  None of those things mean that J-dubs have the truth though. Whichever way you look at it, it's still a racket. The members are all victims, most do donate & are therefore being conned out of their money, & even if there are some who don't donate, they are still being conned out of their free time & being made to feel guilty all the time for not being good enough.

  And then there are the dangerous & life threatening aspects, such as the way they deal with paedophiles & the ban on blood transfusions. Not to mention the shunning of those who leave or are kicked out, which has in the often resulted in suicides.
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  Does the Watchtower Society teach that people who die at Armageddon will not be resurrected?

  by Pallbearer in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  question: does the watchtower society teach that people who die at armageddon will not be resurrected?.

  please give a "yes" or "no" answer to start with.

  then, if your answer is "yes" please document that it is taught with references or quotes from the wts's publications or public talks that have been given.. thank you for any assistance that you can provide..

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  Anyone who didn't wear their club tie proudly enough will be denied a ressurection.
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  If you have kids and a JW mate ....

  by Albert Einstein in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  what to can you do to prevent kids from being indoctrinated and possibly become jw one day?.

  what i do (son is 7, twins were born this year):.

  talk openly with my son about cults and how they trick people.talk openly about jw history: false prophecies, pyramids, ruthrford.....signed my son for soccer team.help him to find "worldly" friends.although i hate to listen jws bs, when my wife goes to the meeting i go with them to make sure no elders are "encouraging" them.although i am an agnostic today, i read the bible and pray with the family, becouse otherwise my wife would take over ... (since daddy is "spiritually weak"...)i work hard to not be df to not lose control over my son spiritual education.... what else you do/suggest?.

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  I think this is highly dangerous in many ways. You are opening them up to the false WT gospel. Even though you have rejected the lies of the WT, this stuff is gangrene as Paul puts it, and spreads in similar fashion to those who are around it 2 Timothy 2:17

  The guy has already stated that he is agnostic lol
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  Learning the "Truth" Is not true is like...................

  by foolsparadise in

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  2. friends

  after 33 years of being mind controlled at 5 meetings a week, field service meetings, special day assembly, curcuit assembly,district assembly, finding out "the truth" is just a big hoax is like getting punched in the stomach-uppercut in the jaw-being kicked in the balls from behind and then having the rug ripped out from under you and smashing your head on the ground.

  what was it like for everyone else?.

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  I was only 18 when i finally broke free... must be an early developer (for a j-dub) in the intelligence department

  It was quite a relief really, realising that i don't have to start over after armaggedon & watch lots of people die, or face dying there myself.

  The reality that i will one day die though doesn't phase me much, but i am only 22 so...
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  What Things Were YOU Counseled For?

  by minimus in

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  elders love to counsel people.

  it feeds their ego.

  over the years, you must've been counseled on different things.. when i was almost of age to become a ms, an elder counseled me for my "lack of seriousness".

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  I was never counseled cause no one gave a fuck about me.
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  A Self Pleasing & Amusing Story

  by Cthulhu in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i've not been to a meeting in quite some time, but occassionally i talk to this witness couple in the area and ask if i have missed anything good lately.

  on a recent visit with them i was told this story.. for some months now a semi retarded fellow has been attending the meetings at the hell, and as many of us know, a couple of weeks ago at the constipated bible study the subject was masturbation.

  this new meeting attender, who often incorporates space travel, ufo's, and star trek into his comments was present, but was exceptionally wired.

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  Crying with laughter